Saturday, April 04, 2009

Two guys on the bus...

Man 1: You knew Charlie didn't you.
Man 2: Yes. Everyone knew Charlie.
Man 1: Such a shame. He was a lovely man. Didn't you work with him?
Man 2: Oh you're going back now. Must have been thirty years ago.
Man 1: He had that Alzheimer’s thing that messes up your memory.
Man 2: Who? Charlie? I though he died of cancer.
Man 1: Nooo. That was the other Charlie.
Man 2: Well which Charlie are you talking about?
Man 1: Charlie ******.
Man 2: Don't know him.
Man 1: You worked with him.
Man 2: Did I?
Man 1: You just said you did.
Man 2: Did I?
Man 1: About thirty years ago.
Man 2: Do you mean Milton?
Man 1: That's him. Dunno where I got Charlie from.
Man 2: I think he was from Dareham.
Man 1: Who Charlie?

My stop couldn't have been more untimely.