I think I insulted the guy on the phone from the bank
when I suggested that my card may
have been blocked was because I'd been to Scotland
"I hardly think that would be a reason," he said
in a very broad Scott's accent
What I meant was that you may have noticed some unusual
spending patterns...
too late, he'd already taken the huff and passed me on to
some English woman who insisted on call me Mr Friar
oh and lost my other credit card - which is where all the trouble began
and the car's not working properly
and I've no cider
and