Things I've heard this week...

"So we don't have a toilet seat then..."

"Do they do the blue in black?"

"I'll have chips" - chips are served and wrapped. "And a fish with the chips please." Unwrapping, fish added, re wrapped. "And another chips, but without the fish...."

March

I know it's March
I know I missed out posting in
Feb
but I'll get over it

eventually

All I ask for in life

is that bakers make

toastie loaves

the same size as the

toaster's slots

if I had a parrot

and if I took it shopping

to Tesco

by now it would be able

to say

'unexpected item in baggage area'

2010 starts here

Resolutions, revolutions

revelations

Expectations, exhortations

exasperations

Thoughts, theories

thesaurus

Holiday Monday

It’s that spare holiday
we get when Christmas
falls around a weekend

what to do

Winter memory

The freshly fallen snow

puts me in mind of a childhood day

when various layers of clothing

gloves and a wooly balaclava

couldn't protect me from an elder

brother's carefully aimed frozen missile