Speechless

For just a moment

when I saw a mime heading into the gent's toilet

I wondered how he was going to do it

and then a moment later I realised

that he'd just be very quiet but

really over exaggerating everything he did

so I let him get on with it

alone

Snow blind

Had an impromptu meeting

with a guy with very white

teeth

all I could think was

he's had those whitened

and then he said

'so can I leave that with you?'

I have no idea what's expected of me

but those teeth...